Why must telephones always interrupt what I am doing?! Last night, dinner went to the verge of ruination from a poorly-timed phone call. Then, to add insult to injury, it just interrupted my writing. :( Phone, why do you hate me so? I am busy, and try so hard to get this stuff all done today. Please stop ringing and let me concentrate!
Thank you, Telephone.
Now that I am done talking to inanimate objects, back to work.